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Why the death of Chao Island is Triert's fault.

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Okay guys, I know that this is gonna sound pretty far fetched, but I have a theory, an idea, that Chao Island user Triert is directly responsible for the lack of activity these past few years. Before I continue on, please read this with an open mind. I am only sharing my thoughts to you all because I wish to educate you about this unfortunate matter.

People have been looking forward to the quality threads, like previous years before, and of course, we have observed that it isn't present this year. Triert, is the one we can all blame for this. For you see, following a few particular events, Triert now wishes to make Chao Island his own Discord server. Chao Island itself is where Triert lost his heart, it shriveled away into this dense, dark, material. A core of pure evil.

We are lead to believe that he has been planning this for years, as evident by this quote from a piece of literature he wrote several years ago.
A major dilemma, a member revolt and an awakened evil that is certain to destroy chao island. How will the moderators handle this, will everyone be saved? Or will they perish...
It's quite obvious that he is referring to himself when foretelling this wretched entity hell bent on decimating all that is good.

Triert, is a joyless feral cretin that only abides by his wild instincts (that probably has rabies, please watch out), he also has gained dark supernatural abilities upon the collapse of his heart, including mind control. Now then, I think you know where I'm going with this. Triert, now gone mad by his cosmic powers, he possessed Mooncow's mind. Our vulnerable admin lost control of his will, to this BEAST.

Triert's first command to his victim of mind control, was to prevent new users from making an account via the registration page. His second command to make the moderators turn the other cheek, as he spreads his chaos all across the boards. Triert will not be satisfied until he has full control of everything we once held dear. Of course, being Triert, he knew that this thread was coming. I feel it's best if you first heard it from us, but you might recall a thread similar to this, a few years back. Don't let this fool you, for this too is Triert's doing, as a subtle means to invalidate our case.

This is just the beginning. In the months following his long conquest, Triert plans on absorbing the powers of gods beyond the stars to become the new alpha and omega of this ultraverse. Everyone on Chao Island will then become his personal slaves for all eternity. Eventually, once he has achieved this god hood, he will use all of you as vessels to steal the souls of all living things in this ultraverse, to all collapse into one single entity within the dense, dark core of his being. Eliminating all independent thoughts and emotions, you will no longer be you. All will become Triert.

So, what do we do to put a stop to this? To put a stop to Triert's maniacal plots? We construct a mythical spear of power to pierce into his dark core, to put him into an ever lasting sleep, so that his evil plans never come to fruition. So that your individual being remains integral. We will not become Triert. We must stand up to this approaching darkness to stop the downfall of humanity, the downward spiral into Triert.

The end is near, the end is Triert.
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In my attempt to create this horror I have trampled over many others, I am not sorry, I feel no regret, I will be destroyed.

This is what you will get for mini modding my chao fanfic I wrote many years ago, this is the only way I see fit to make you all pay for the grief you caused me.

I plan to give you a taste of my revenge, once all the subforums are under my complete domination. Once I initiate this program, it cannot be disabled. All of you ungrateful humans who took everything away from me, will feel my loss, and despair!
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In a fight of hive-minds, who would win:

Everyone is Fox

Everyone is Triert
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The Lost Chatbox is a Heaven none of us are able to enter again

The Discord is the realm of the living, the realm of activity, a realm where CI prospers but still has the mortal follies.

But this website, is the hell I have inherited and seek to make mine once more.
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Okay, real talk for a second. I forgot how good the old theme looked.
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little known fact

when i first wrote my chao fanfic i clicked in and out of the topic to make it seem like people were viewing it a lot and enjoying reading it

i felt since this topic is here i might as well confess to the first stupid thing i ever did.
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this isn't the phoenix wright topic I know and love
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Welcome to Triertcore
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Like my mother always said, "never trust a ramcoon"
Wait a minute she never said that
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But I have a follow up.
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rule by trash panda fear is weak, boys drool, and lambs are cuter
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Criticism with a failure to rhyme is punishable with time in the mines.
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Crap RP OP wrote:Image
I did not write this. This is yet another example of Triert's vile handiwork.
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Counterargument: You approved of his godmodding and mortality decisions
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Those were also forgeries.
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Prove it
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I can't.
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I told him to write that or I would take away all of his pee
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what even is this thread omg
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