The REAL Story of What Has Happened; The End At Last

[cloudchaoclan]

TO ALL WHO READ THIS:
The reason I haven`t been writing as much is because, well, CI really has slowed down, and I don`t want to be an arse to some people. (GOLEM, its just a joke okay?) If anyone has events that are actually related to CI, not like: OMG I jus had teh ice creem conez." or stuff like that, post it on here, or tell me in the chat.

Now then.....

Date: ____________

User GOLEM joins Chao Island. After most of his/her posts consisting of saying his name in the third person, many users have stood up to him/her, calling GOLEM "Yet another spam account." GOLEM though, makes a mistake.

He/she flamed Riku in the chat for not worshipping him. Riku went insane. The chat had so many flame messages back and forth, that even Renaethecat, who is in the chat almost every single second of the day, left. The rest followed suit, until GOLEM and Riku were left.


<Flame messages could not be recovered, as a violation of the ChaoBot`s law of chatbox privacy.>


Date: November 16, 2010

Riku logs onto Chao Island, and posts a topic called: "Why do you all hate me?":

Why is it that everyone is PM`ing me flames? I didn`t do anything!

Topgun was the first to post after this:

Topgun: Wait, so, you`re saying you weren`t on for a few days?
Riku: Yeah, I`ve been busy, why?
ShadriaFan: You were flaming us because of something that happend in the popularity thread.
Riku: Oh god. I've been hacked.

By request of just about every active Chao Island user, Fusion checked the IP address that had been used when posting the flames. The IP was:

0.101.11.000

ShadriaFan: Oh My.
Chao Ball: Okay, we have some serious **** happening on CI.
ShadowXUnicorn: I`m pretty sure just about everyone knows about it now.

[Mephilesfan1]

omg! This is awesome ccc! uh *hugs for awesomeness*

[Sable]

Okay, that's better.

[cloudchaoclan]

**This logfile has only been half uncovered as of now**

Date: November 29, 2010

User Riku posts an eye trick thread, involving Gygas from Earthbound. Many got the wrong answer of what it is, and many have slumped over and vomited after hearing what it really is. A user, who wishes to go by the name ANON for now, posted this as a response:

lol, whatss funny is that the maker of that game made gygas from a memory of a **** scene from a movie

The rest has not been uncovered yet.

[Mephilesfan1]

:/ Weird, short. But good I guess.

[Sable]

Protip: There's an I between G and Y.

[Speeps]

The eye trick thread is of a fetus though.

[cloudchaoclan]

/\ Wha?


Continued from last time....

After ANON posted that quote, another user, ANON2, posted this:

ANON2: wut was giygas made from???????????

ANON: the guy who made earthbound saw a p0rno movie and it had a **** scene that he saw and it scarred him lol what a fag

****= Sex against ones wishes (begins with an R)

The mods didn`t exactly agree with the age level of what he had posted, so thewy removed it, and went on with their lives.


Date: November 30/December 1, 2010

-NOTE- Due to timezone differences, the days have varied.

Fusion updates the site, bringing back the "Chao points" as they are called. Old users rejoice, after telling the new members about the "good old times with the chao points." Most wonder why they are so good. Many agree.

Exactly 10 minutes after the update was made official, the store got a new item. It was called the "ip," selling for 1 chao point. Many curiouse users posted, then bought it. Nothing happened, and after all 40 people online had bought "ip" at the same time, the store crashed. Fusion asked why everyone was crowding it, and user Mephiles Fan replied:

Everyone wants the new "ip" thing.

Fusion was confused, and said he didn`t add any object like that to the store. It is immediately taken "off the shelves" and nobody could buy it. The 40 users who had it though, bragged that it was a limited edition item. No large flaming was reported.



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Boy, that chao point update really helped save this story. As this story bends the truth only a little, I need info and stuff to put in. But I have a feeling that more events are going to happen....

[Blazing Groudon]

I like how this uses all of CIs current conspiricies. Although I wonder how you'll be able to connect them all near the end.

[cloudchaoclan]

OMG NO STORY


Yeah, so, I haven`t had much time to update the story. I`m off school pretty soon, so I`ll be able to write more then.

[cloudchaoclan]

OMG STORY


Date: ________________

Users GOLEM and AGGRON, believed to be the biggest role playing "Pokemon" on Chao Island, were banned. When asked why they were both banned, Fusion replied with this:

GOLEM, was, well, a secondary account, which is not allowed. As for Aggron, I have no comment.

Fusion was pursued, chased, nearly maimed, and sexually harrassed with PM`s until he would give out the reason of AGGRON`s banning. An anonymous user asked another user why everyone wanted to know. They replied with this:

Because.....umm, uh. We want to, and thats all that matters.

It should be noted that the person anonymous talked to was 7 years old. No use pursuing it. Anonymous asked another user, and they said that AGGRON had useful information........


<End of part one of this 2 part thing>

[Pumpkinium]

Lawl.

ShadriaFan: Oh My.
Chao Ball: Okay, we have some serious **** happening on CI.
ShadowXUnicorn: I`m pretty sure just about everyone knows about it now.

Although i would have said it more like:
ya, im sure everyone knows now BU

anyways, awesome.

[Flame]

Ha! But you see, I'm the one in the burning city.And the Flame wars. As long as fire is there, I do not die.
Therefore I am evil in this story.

Great story!! :D

[cloudchaoclan]

Date:_________________________

Part 2 (Continued from last sentence)

.....regarding the heat the had been built up between BUSHNAK and Tails Doll. Tails Doll, being the fool that he is, declared an immediate war upon BUSHNAK and his army. Army being his fanclub. This was a foolish move on his part, as he had no army at the time. Only through appealing to the lower tiers of Chao Island did he gain an army. A small one at that.

User Chaopoplis, who decided to come back to CI, saw what was happening, and quickly sprung into action. He gathered an army, but not to oppose the other two sides. His purpose was to become allies with BUSHNAK`s army.


Date: December 29, 2010

The BUSHNAK/TD flame war has died down. The Chatbox is no longer blasted with bullets made of insults, nor are Chatzy rooms filled with soldiers from each side, only to die (lose internet connection) with a final attack: The mighty S(pam)-Bomb
But it still remains. Both sides only agreed to raise white flags during the holiday season.

[cloudchaoclan]

>I`m bumping this because I want the story to close properly. Just gonna try to update as more stuffz happen.

Date: April 11, 2011

The war between BUSHNAK and Tails Doll has ended. Chao Island has been at a regular pace, but the problem of the binary IP address. Every now and then, a thread pops up asking what happened to someones account. It has become a joke to answer these by blaming cloudchaoclan. Its always answered with the same joke: "Cloud did it."

[Flame]

I always did like this story.

[ShadriaFan]

great ending. I loved it man. ;D

[Mana]

Yay~

[Pumpkinium]

Cool story bro.

[cloudchaoclan]

See next post.

[cloudchaoclan]

Forget it. Its not worth bumping this topic. Chao Island calmed down, and I don`t want to stretch this story.

THE END

[The Shadic Chao]

O_O


MORE MORE!

[Crash32]

bump because i'd just like to say how brilliant this is and how boring CI is now

[cloudchaoclan]

Boy, coming back and reading through this, nostalgia really rushed me, even if some parts of it I don't remember experiencing.

[ShadriaFan]

lol, same here CCC. I really loved this story however, it would be cool if you made some sort of sequel. ^^'