Things Chuck Norris can survive

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Chuck Norris can survive an alien invasion.
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chuck norris can survive his death.
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Chuck Norris can survive a Justin Bieber(beiber? who cares) concert. Beiber(bieber) night not be so lucky, however...
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Chuck norris can survive a wegee stare and cause it to backfire at weegee. Chuck Norris'ing him. he can even survive being eaten by a t-rex and come out unharmed and covered in dino poo lol.
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It's impossible to not die when being eaten. When you get digested, it's off to the afterlife for you.

Chuck Norris can survive getting his heart removed.
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but chuck noris can use his roundhouse kick to avoid everything. and it would probably kill the t-rex. lol

Chuck norris can survive being in space without a space helmet for a year.
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Chuck norris can survive. 'Nuff said.
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Chuck Norris can survive a black hole. Indeed, he could destroy a black hole with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris could survive the Rapture, and beat God, whilst fighting superman, and building the hospitable he was born in.
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Chuck Norris wrote:Any questions?
Yes. Why are you a faker? to quote shadow: faker? i think your the fake hedgehog around here :D

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Chuck Norris can survive without his heart. Plainly because it will kill you if you try to take it out.
EDIT: wat y umg somebody did dis
Chuck Norris can survive Weegee. He would roundhouse kick him before his existance and prevent him :D
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Chuck Norris can survive lightning. And they say it's hotter than the Sun.
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