Things Chuck Norris can survive

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Things Chuck Norris can survive

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How this works is this:

"Chuck Norris can survive ___________. (__________.)" <-Optional

Chuck Norris can survive a nuke. he has a body of steel and can not be killed by the strongest radiation.
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Chuck Norris can survive the apocalypse (whenever that comes).
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Chuck Norris would survive a battle against Tails Doll...AND WIN.
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Chuck Norris can survive EVERYTHING. Nuff said.
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Chuck Norris can survive a Chuck Norris clone. Most life on Earth would be destroyed in the aftermath of such an epic battle, however.
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Everything.
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Chuck Norris can survive screaming out loud for a million years without stopping. He has lungs of titanium.
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Chuck Norris can survive a Mortal Kombat fatality.
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Fox Boy wrote:Everything.
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chuck norris can survive chuck norris
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naruto_chao wrote:chuck norris can survive chuck norris
Ivogoji wrote:Most life on Earth would be destroyed in the aftermath of such an epic battle, however.
Chuck Norris can survive THIS...

Arceus used Judgement!

Did 1 damage!

Chuck Norris use Roundhouse kick!

Did 9001 damage!

Arceus fainted!
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The Shadic Chao wrote:
naruto_chao wrote:chuck norris can survive chuck norris
Ivogoji wrote:Most life on Earth would be destroyed in the aftermath of such an epic battle, however.
Chuck Norris can survive THIS...

Arceus used Judgement!

Did 0 damage!

Chuck Norris use Roundhouse kick!

Did 9001 damage!

Arceus fainted!
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^
This.

Anyway...
Chuck Norris can survive a tornado.
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Chuck Norris can survive a nuclear explosion while inside a refrigerator.

Oh wait that's Indiana Jones.
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Yoshichao4 wrote:^
This.

Anyway...
Chuck Norris can survive a tornado.
The normal human can survive a tornado if they're unconcious.

Chuck Norris can survive death.
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^
I know, in case you haven't noticed, we are saying that Chuck Norris can survive things that people would normally die from. (Oh, and by the way, I thought about saying he could survive death, but I changed my mind.)

Chuck Norris can survive all the evil things in the world COMBINED.
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^i know, but it's still interesting when someone survives something like that.

Chuck norris can survive being beheaded, partially because he can't be beheaded.
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Chuck Norris can survive nothing. play on words much? *troll face*
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Chuck Norris can survive rabid dogs.
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I can survive anything and anyone. Any questions?
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Why am i better then you?
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^ You aren't, you just pretend you are.
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How would ou fake death if everyone knows you can survive anything?
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Why would I fake death?
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