Things Chuck Norris can survive
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Things Chuck Norris can survive
How this works is this:
"Chuck Norris can survive ___________. (__________.)" <-Optional
Chuck Norris can survive a nuke. he has a body of steel and can not be killed by the strongest radiation.
"Chuck Norris can survive ___________. (__________.)" <-Optional
Chuck Norris can survive a nuke. he has a body of steel and can not be killed by the strongest radiation.
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Chuck Norris can survive the apocalypse (whenever that comes).
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Chuck Norris would survive a battle against Tails Doll...AND WIN.
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Chuck Norris can survive EVERYTHING. Nuff said.
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Chuck Norris can survive a Chuck Norris clone. Most life on Earth would be destroyed in the aftermath of such an epic battle, however.
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Everything.
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Chuck Norris can survive screaming out loud for a million years without stopping. He has lungs of titanium.
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Chuck Norris can survive a Mortal Kombat fatality.
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Threads over.Fox Boy wrote:Everything.
You win.
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chuck norris can survive chuck norris
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naruto_chao wrote:chuck norris can survive chuck norris
Chuck Norris can survive THIS...Ivogoji wrote:Most life on Earth would be destroyed in the aftermath of such an epic battle, however.
Arceus used Judgement!
Did 1 damage!
Chuck Norris use Roundhouse kick!
Did 9001 damage!
Arceus fainted!
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fixedThe Shadic Chao wrote:naruto_chao wrote:chuck norris can survive chuck norrisChuck Norris can survive THIS...Ivogoji wrote:Most life on Earth would be destroyed in the aftermath of such an epic battle, however.
Arceus used Judgement!
Did 0 damage!
Chuck Norris use Roundhouse kick!
Did 9001 damage!
Arceus fainted!
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^
This.
Anyway...
Chuck Norris can survive a tornado.
This.
Anyway...
Chuck Norris can survive a tornado.
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Chuck Norris can survive a nuclear explosion while inside a refrigerator.
Oh wait that's Indiana Jones.
Oh wait that's Indiana Jones.
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The normal human can survive a tornado if they're unconcious.Yoshichao4 wrote:^
This.
Anyway...
Chuck Norris can survive a tornado.
Chuck Norris can survive death.
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^
I know, in case you haven't noticed, we are saying that Chuck Norris can survive things that people would normally die from. (Oh, and by the way, I thought about saying he could survive death, but I changed my mind.)
Chuck Norris can survive all the evil things in the world COMBINED.
I know, in case you haven't noticed, we are saying that Chuck Norris can survive things that people would normally die from. (Oh, and by the way, I thought about saying he could survive death, but I changed my mind.)
Chuck Norris can survive all the evil things in the world COMBINED.
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^i know, but it's still interesting when someone survives something like that.
Chuck norris can survive being beheaded, partially because he can't be beheaded.
Chuck norris can survive being beheaded, partially because he can't be beheaded.
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Chuck Norris can survive nothing. play on words much? *troll face*
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Chuck Norris can survive rabid dogs.
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I can survive anything and anyone. Any questions?
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Why am i better then you?
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^ You aren't, you just pretend you are.
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How would ou fake death if everyone knows you can survive anything?
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Why would I fake death?
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