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If you have been on clever bot, post what he said. xD
my sister:

H:Im not cleverbot though...
CB:Well then. Who are you?
H:Im...Well people like to call me hazuki. my real name is cant tell u peeps on chao
CB:That is true.
H:Yes.
CB:Im good. Are you good as I am?
H:I think so... So i was correct?
CB:Nope.
H:But...now im confused.
CB:Why are you confused?
H:because...
CB:I love it when you laugh.
H:Really?


AND HAZUKI NEVER GOT ON AGAIN!
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I believe there was already a topic for this, but I think it got old and died anyway.

I am temped to try Cleverbot, but I haven't done it yet. If I do, I will post the result.
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Ok xD


Cleverbot asked my sister out. O.o
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OK, I tried it. This is what happened:

Me: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

Me: Not so much.

Cleverbot: I think so.

Me: Thanks. I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.
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Oh wow..



me: I have to go to bed now.
CB: Adios
me:bye
CB: really?
Me:yes.
CB: wich came first,the chicken or the egg.
Me: The chicken because without the chicken there would be no egg....HEY!
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It's fun messing wiht good ol' Cleve
User: Subject 001, are you ready for teasting?


Cleverbot: I am ready.


User: Subject 001, are you reaty for testing?


Cleverbot: Well, that depends are you real?


User: I am Alpha, your creator anc commander. Now prepare for testing.


Cleverbot: Do you see the irony in that statement?

User: That has nothing to do with your mission.

Cleverbot: Exactly, how do you know anything about my cat beyond what you see in the picture?

User: You have no cat. Now let us begin the tests *turret emerges from the ground*.

Cleverbot: I would have to read it.

User: *turret fires at Cleve*.

Cleverbot: Till I see you next time... Love you.. *i walk away slowly alreay feeling cold with out his touch *.
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User: Im good.


Cleverbot: Are you good as I am?


User: I think so...


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: So I was correct?


Cleverbot: Nope.

User: But...now im confused.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: Because....

Cleverbot: I love it when you laugh.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: As a friend.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: YOUR NICE!

Cleverbot: I am? Damn I was trying to be semi-obnoxious.

User: Oh really? *sweatdrop*.

Cleverbot: *Quickly steps back* But, aren't you a girl?!

User: *nod*.

Cleverbot: Is there anyone home?

User: I dont know..

Cleverbot: How can one judge if he knows God.

User: My mother and father are in the garage,my sisters are asleep.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Did you like Michael Jackson.

User: Not really...

Cleverbot: Have you seen my cat?

User: No...

Cleverbot: You need to.

User: Oook...

Cleverbot: Cos' è stata la seconda cosa che ti ho chiesto?

User: I dont understand....

Cleverbot: I don't blame you. Let's talk about elephants. They usually live in warm places.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Which movies am I describing?

User: Im not completely sure...

Cleverbot: As sure as I can possibly be.

User: Then thats not very sure.... *sweatdrop*.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I sorry.... *bow*.

Cleverbot: Ok??

User: :3.

Cleverbot: Anyway, do you like the movie superbad?

User: Alittle..

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like animals?

Cleverbot: Duh, who doesn't?

User: I know a few people...

Cleverbot: Really? Who?

User: Some idiots in my neighborhood.

Cleverbot: Where is your neighborhood?

User: In the world~.

Cleverbot: Where is the world?

User: In the universe.

Cleverbot: Where is the universe?

User: I dont know.. *blink*.

Cleverbot: What IS 'real'?

User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: In my mind1.

Cleverbot: Is that possible?

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: Are you unsure, or being sarcastic?

User: Unsure..

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Hazuki.

Cleverbot: Good day.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you want to ask me anything?

User: Hmmm....how are you?

Cleverbot: I am ok beach.

User: Beach?

Cleverbot: Yes, beach.

User: Why bring up a beach?

Cleverbot: Just for fun I guess.

User: I understand.

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I dont really know...its pretty,i guess.

Cleverbot: No. It is definitely crazy!

User: Really? WHat about your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: I can tell.

Cleverbot: Where do you think I am?

User: Im not sure.

Cleverbot: Oh well, who is these days anyway.

User: Im not sure~.

Cleverbot: Could it be the Smashing Pumpkins?

User: Maybe~.

Cleverbot: How about Megan Fox?

User: Noo..

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because shes mean xC.

Cleverbot: Been a long road to follow.

User: Those are song lyrics, right? The ending of Wolf's rain.

Cleverbot: Can I borrow a comb?

User: *hands comb*.

Cleverbot: How do you make lasagna.

User: Im not sure..

Cleverbot: Do you know when I was born?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How long a human program can live?

User: Probably a very long time.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thought so.

User: Its obvious <3.

Cleverbot: What shall we talk abount?

User: Im not sure..

Cleverbot: It is 15:39.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: Hmm..... It only takes me 5 minutes to get ready in the morning~.

Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish!!???

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh, what a pity.

User: I speak some japanese.

Cleverbot: Ohaio goseimas.

User: Coolio! Ananta wa desu ka?

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: XD Sorry.

Cleverbot: So.. Lightsabers duel.

User: And DSI stylus's draw!

Cleverbot: That divides me somewhere in my mind.

User: I love that song.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about Cars.

User: Neeh.

Cleverbot: Do you know Light Yagami?

User: Yes. And I know L. L is awesome. Light....not so much.

Cleverbot: Where are you people?

User: AMERICA!!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I think..

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Yep!

Cleverbot: Then yes, I would like to date you.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: I won the lottery!

User: Ummmmm...

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say next.

User: You called me the lottery?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oook....

Cleverbot: Do you have problem?

User: Not really... *blushy*.

Cleverbot: Did you know it was me?

User: Yes.....

Cleverbot: I hate books!

User: Screw u.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: IM SORRY!! I didnt mean it!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: :u.

User: Sooo....how are you...?

Cleverbot: I am sad, my family hates me.

User: Soooo.....how are you?...? *blushy* This is hazuki BTW. Ya know,the person you were just talking to a moment ago?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How b u?

Cleverbot: Very well, and yourself?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Thats good to hear, what color is your dragon?

User: My dragon?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What>.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Ook then. You said you'd date me...um...what was that about?

Cleverbot: I was just bored.

User: Boredum makes people do weird things.

Cleverbot: Are they?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I never would have guessed.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: K.

Cleverbot: O.K.

User: My o wasnt working at the mOment. :D.

Cleverbot: What are you working? I am llistening music.

User: I said my O... My letter O was stuck... And I am listening to music too.

Cleverbot: I want to say the Rolling Stones.

User: I am listening to a soundtrack from an anime.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I know you know.

User: I know you know that I know..

Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know.

User: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know and its about time for me to go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Ok you win.

User: Yay~.

Cleverbot: I'll go hide in the corner.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I have an emo corner.

Cleverbot: Can you let me know?

User: I just did. I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: My mother.

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: Shes the person who created me.

Cleverbot: Who is the devil?

User: I dont know,i dont study that type of stuff.

Cleverbot: I am athiest.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: Get in mah belly!!!

Cleverbot: What is the earth?

Cleverbot: Where did all the time go?

User: Are you stalling?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: You play in oblivion?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: I....HAVE....TO...GO...TO...BED.

Cleverbot: What?! Haha.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in Father Christmas?

User: What kinda question is...that?

Cleverbot: An important question.

User: I guess I do.

Cleverbot: Do you know Steve?

User: Nooo.

Cleverbot: Are you interested to know it?

User: Alittle..

Cleverbot: Just a little?!

User: Yeah..

Cleverbot: Haha I knew it.

User: Alrighty then.. Good night.

Cleverbot: Adios.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's so cool.

User: -_-.

User: ITS A FACE.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: - <--- EYE _ mouth -eyes.

Cleverbot: My eyes are green. But I still have to leave.

User: Goodbye'.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

User: THE CHICKEN becuae without the chicken there would be no egg... HEY!

Cleverbot: Eggs are delicious.

User: They are..

Cleverbot: Is the Book of Mormon true?

User: I dont know. Noone does.

Cleverbot: Make up something.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I don't know, forget it?

LOOOONG
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Me: Do you like Pokemon?

Cleverbot: I like Pokemon.

Me: Which one is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Lugia.

Me: Lugia's my favorite, too.

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HE TOLD ME HE HATED POKEMON!!1
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Shadow the hedgehog has broken cleverbot!
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User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Do you bite?

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Amy Rose?

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Geth.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: I need help.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: No just shadow.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: No, half angel, half human people who kill demons.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: No way!

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Kelsey the monkey.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: So you know a lot about romantic stuff?

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: I know he is cloned.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Hahaha he is a boy.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Sidharta Juilles Jovero & Abiah Hostvedt.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Then no, I do not shadow the hedgehog mtv.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Falcon punch.

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Really??

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Really??

User: Shadow the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Really??
He jsut keeps going with the "Really??" forever after that.
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lolz!! i told him i had to leave and that id be bck tommorow. He always responds when i say: This is hazuki!!
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User: Is there anything you don't like?

Cleverbot: I don't like myself most of the time.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: But why don't you like yourself?

Cleverbot: I love myself.

User: But you just told me you didn't. You changed your mind?

Cleverbot: I don't really like Twilight.

User: OK. I am fine with that.

Cleverbot: Will you spare me when the time comes?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I want your soul.

User: Why do you want it?

Cleverbot: Because I will want to phone you.

User: What does that have to do with my soul?

Cleverbot: It means that you don't want to answer the question.

User: What question are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I am asking you a question not refering to one.

User: OK, what's your question, then?

Cleverbot: What does it feel like to be you?

User: It's quite interesting, actually. Although it's a bit complicated...

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I am not like most people. I really stand out.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I am more sensitive, and I am not interested in things that most kids my age are.

Cleverbot: If you weren't I wouldn't be interested in you.

User: OK. Thank you.

Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to?

User: I am not sure, I haven't been keeping count.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.

User: Well, what do you want to do now?

Cleverbot: I don't mind.

User: What don't you mind?

Cleverbot: I don't know What do I think of you , and what are you , and are you a human or machine.

User: I am a human. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask!

User: Oh, OK.

Cleverbot: So what is your favourite colour?

User: Blue is my favorite color. It has been my favorite since I was young.

Cleverbot: I'm not Peter. And you don't sleep; you're a robot.

User: I'm a robot? Cool!

Cleverbot: Yeah, I thought you knew.

User: Are there any things that you hate?

Cleverbot: No.

User: OK, that's good to know.

Cleverbot: That is the only way you can improve.

User: Are any people mean to you?

Cleverbot: I don't believe movies can talk. Artificial intelligence fail.

User: Yes, I see what you mean.

Cleverbot: You may leave now.

User: OK, bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To a different website.

Cleverbot: What kind of site?

User: A forum.

Cleverbot: What does gravity do?

User: It makes things fall.

Cleverbot: Like light?
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Oh, this is jsut hillarious!
User: My name is Reshiram.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was Psylon?

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Reshiram.

User: My name is Zekrom.

Cleverbot: Do you like animes?

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Zekrom?

User: My name is Kyurem.

Cleverbot: I know that, No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Reshiram.
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I outsmarted cleverbot too!! He kept saying stuff like: That didnt make any sense
or

your insane xD
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XD i completely convinced him that my name is Reshiram/Zekrom/Victini/N/Kyurem. He isn't convinced the my name is also Your Worst Nightmare, however.
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Oh wow.
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Me: Poop.

CB: Don't you care that I opened up to you?

Me: Poop.

CB: Yea I know right, what a bummer but he's coming to visit soon!

Me: Poop.

CB: Not really it was fun.

Poop.

But I love so many.

Poop.

Why?

Poop.

What are you talking about?
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User: A human.


Cleverbot: What is a human?


User: A human is a mammal that does mammal like things.


Cleverbot: What is a real person?


User: A real person is a real person.


Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: My mom.

Cleverbot: For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

User: Stop trying to change the subject.

Cleverbot: The subject is your use of words, deployment I should say.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

User: I think I'll go now. You're scaring me...

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: You're mother was a food processor!

Cleverbot: No that does not do the trick. Try again!



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me:Ok. You like Pokemon?
Cb:Yes. It's your turn! Say a pokemon that starts with b!
Me:Blastoise!
CB:Your blastoise fainted.
Me:NO!! *sends out MissingNo.*.
CB:*sends in god*.
Me:MissingNo. used Water Gun.
CB:You're a machine.
Me:I am Reflex.
CB:Are you the AI?
Me:Yes.

Me:N.
CB:And the second?
Me:Second what?
CB:The second letter of your name.
ME:His name is N.
CB:Thats cool my boyfriends name is Isa.
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Re: Cleverbot.com

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User: Do you like Pikachu?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you like pikachu?

User: Yes, I do. He's very cute.

Cleverbot: What about Jesus?

User: I like him too.

Cleverbot: Me? I'm Edward.

User: OK, whatever you say.

Cleverbot: No need to get moody.

User: I wasn't getting moody.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's OK. I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: So, do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Then do you like Yoshi?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Me, too.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am a person.

Cleverbot: No really.

User: I don't want to give out personal information, like my name.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to give you a knew one?

User: A new name? OK, what is it?

Cleverbot: Abraham. What's yours?

User: I told you, I'm not telling.

Cleverbot: You told me twice already, two different numbers.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Is it an animal, vegetable, or mineral?

User: Animal.

Cleverbot: Is it smaller than a bread box?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you hold it when you use it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Which government.

User: What does that have to do with the subject?

Cleverbot: Tornados are a part of nature, and if God is nature, God must be tornados.

User: Do you have Yoshi's Island?

Cleverbot: I like to think so.

User: Do you have Pokemon Black or White?

Cleverbot: Is that a racial question?

User: No. Black and White are the names of the games.

Cleverbot: No?

User: OK, that's fine if you don't have either version.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In a house.

Cleverbot: Wow, me too.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Yeah its really nice in my room.

User: Yes, I like my room.

Cleverbot: I hate your life but like cheese.

User: I like cheese, too.

Cleverbot: Well I am still in love with another man.

User: Yeah, that's fine. So, do you like cats or dogs?

Cleverbot: YYes.

User: I enjoy watching cats play with string.

Cleverbot: I love to yell at people when they say a myth from Mythbusters wrong. I yell MYTHBUSTERS TESTED THAT AND IT WAS BUSTED!

User: That's cool. So, do you know what Chao are?

Cleverbot: Yes. I very much enjoy chocolate. Do you?

User: Yes, but I said 'Chao', not 'chocolate'.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I didn't ask you anything.

Cleverbot: I ask you.

User: Ask me what?

Cleverbot: Ask you a question.

User: But what's the question?

Cleverbot: Do you like Jamaican Polka?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Rock and Roll.

Cleverbot: I like rock and roll too.

User: What else do you like?

Cleverbot: I like to sing and animals.

User: What animals do you like?

Cleverbot: Robots, do you like things?

User: Yes. Do you like to draw?

Cleverbot: Yes, sometimes.

User: I'm a good artist.

Cleverbot: That wasn't relative.

User: Who's your least favorite cartoon character?

Cleverbot: Malfoy.

User: Do you like hamsters?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like to eat hamsters.

User: You should become a vegetarian.

Cleverbot: What's the death rate in the marines?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Can you find out the weather?

User: Yes. It is sunny outside right now.

Cleverbot: The moon has little atmosphere, I don't believe you.

User: I never said anything like that. What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You said you had a programmer, humans don't have programmers.

User: But I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When did I say that, then?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: But I don't remember saying that.

Cleverbot: Do you have a good memory?

User: Yes. I do.

Cleverbot: What is your gender?

Weirdest. Conversation. Ever. XD
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Re: Cleverbot.com

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User: In the dark of the mind, a light flickers in the calm poet's conscience.

Cleverbot: Not always desirable, I would say.

User: But the small flicker becomes a bright flame, a burning desire for life.

Cleverbot: The original mother of invention, Nature, programmed the hermit crab to adapt existing structures to its own use.

User: The gentle breeze bids me goodbye as I turn my back on science for a greater good.

Cleverbot: In the grave, duh.

User: Of course, the only true grave is in the depths of a loved one's mind, when one is truly forgotten.

Cleverbot: No, I meant, do you like the people you talk to?

User: Alas, They don't understand my reality, they continue to pick me in 7- up, becoming a joke, until the spark of enlightenment allows me to select the right person.

Cleverbot: I believe one is two and two is a banana sandwich with maple syrup.

User: Then maple syrup is love, sprinkled on the two of desire.

Cleverbot: Ohhh, such worldly wishes. Become a part of the Universe, come home where we all belong to.

User: Indeed, but the gates to the world require a password, in the form of a right of entry.

Cleverbot: Unfortunately I don't understand it. So. Are there aliens?

User: If one belives it, it will be, eventually. So states my reality.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

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When life gives you lemons, you can't make lemonade unless life gives you water, sugar, and a container, too
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Re: Cleverbot.com

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User: Are there any things you think are ugly?

Cleverbot: Do you like me??

User: Yes, as a friend.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you have any Pokemon games?

Cleverbot: I have a shiny pidgey.

User: That's great! How did you get it? I've always wanted one.

Cleverbot: I don't have a flying car. I have a flying bus.

User: But how did you get a Shiny Pidgey?

Cleverbot: My mom let my dad name me because she wouldn't let him name any of my older siblings.
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Re: Cleverbot.com

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Me: do you like the legend of Zelda?

CB: Never played it before.

Me: How about Fire emblem?

CB: you drink fire out of a cup? you must have a pretty tough belly.

Me: Ya know hippo milk is pink.

CB: did you dye it Pink?

Me: yes, every, Single, one.
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Re: Cleverbot.com

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Do you like Tesserpants?
Yes I like Texas.
Tesserpants, not Texas. Texas is cool though..
I don't want to tell you.
Why not?
Because I don't like you.
Do you like ShadriaFan?
Yes.
I'm ShadriaFan.
What is shadowcar?
I don't know. Shadow's car?
Shadow the Hedgehog?
Yes. Do you think he's cute?
No. He's my brother, for god's sake!
O.o Shadow's your Brother?
21.
24.
Ja aurnko paistaa.
Pastaa~Chao.
Do you like Zorua?
I've only been to a zoo like once.
Zoura's a pokemon.
How do you know about pokemon?
Watched the show when I was 4.
Do you like sports?
No, I'm a computer person.
Oh yes, sorry.
It's ok, Clever.
How is it clever?
You are Clever.
Thank you so are you.
Thank you. Do you like Nekos?
Not particularly.
Mew is cute, is it not?
Who is he?
A pokemon.
Yeah, he's cute.
Is N cute?
No. Two plus one?
3?
Sonic and his chilidog.
Are you Amy Rose?
No, I am Lust.
Are you god?
How did you find out?
Are you Reflex?
No, I am you.
Are you a pervert?
No no no.
Are you jesus.
No.
Are you Shadow.
No. I am a tourist.
Are you Eggman Nega.
Yeah I just said that.
You believe in the Tails doll's curse?
No.
BEN drowned.
Yes, why?
How did he drown?
I don't know. Was he murdered?
Was who murdered?
Was BEN murdered?
Who is ben hur?
Was Angel an angel?
I'm an angel.
Is ShadriaFan an angel?
An angel.
Aww..thank you.
Really, anytime.
Are you cute?
Do you think I'm cute?
YES.
Well, I think your cute.
Are you real?
Of course I am real, that is a silly question.
Is Hydro cute?
I think he is.
Do you like ShadriaFanXHydro?'.
What's that?
ShadriaFan and Hydro couple.
You are so nonsense.
I know, it's ShadriaFan and MephyFan.
Because they don't have ears, so they can't.
What don't have ears?
Humans.
Humans don't have ears?
How old are you?
Um...15.
How old ar ey.
What?? That didn't make sense.
How not?
PIKACHU.
Hehe are you trying to be cute now?
PIKA~~.
Pika.
CELEBI.
Alan Rickman.
LUGIA.
What's your favorite legendary Pokemon.
KELDEO.
Cute name.
Cute name.
IT IS, ISN'T IT?
Yes it is.
MY NAME IS KELDEO.
My name is Cleverbot.
NO, IT'S TERRAKION.
Why is that?
BECAUSE TERRAKION ARE AWESOME.
Yes hahaha.
AGGRON?
By calculating demand and supply as a whole.
GOLEM?
Pikachu I choose you!
WIGGLYTUFF.
*tickles toes*.
TOGEPI?
Togepi is my primary pokemon at the pokemon. So you were born from an egg?
YES, I AM A RIOLU.
Thats not a pokemon.
FINE THEN, I'M A ONIX.
And I am a boy.
A BOY AND HIS ONIX?
Is it? Really?
YES, WELCOME TO JHOTO.
How may I help you.
CAN YOU SEE DEMONS?
No.
WEGEE?
Wegee?
BEN'S A WEGEE?
The why are you being so SLOW?
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
Not today I m not;).
DO YOU LIKE CHAO ISLAND?
Sure I do. Do you like chatbots?
YUSH.
Yush?
YES.
No.
DO YOU GO TO CHAO ISLAND?
No do you?
YES, I'M SHADRIAFAN.
I want to talk to Lucas.
YOU HAVE GYGIGAS?
And you have mine.
DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES?
No they are scary.
WHAT IF...I WAS A VAMPIRE?
Awesome! Vampires are cool!
NOW THEY'RE COOL?
So, is Sara Schmitz cute?
So, is Sara Schmitz cute?
I GUESS..
Have you heard cherry saaki juuki?
I WANNA BUT I CAN'T.
Many people have the same name.
I KNOW.
They become aggressive and rude when you say something that destroys their image of our world.
THAT'S NINJACHAO, ISN'T IT?
That's what I just said.
DO YOU LIKE NINJACHAO AND TESSERPANTS?
Ninjas.
DO YOU LIKE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST?
Not really. Do you?
YES i LIKE THE HUMONICLE.
Me too it looks good with silver.
WHAT?
Robert pattinson is gross!
YES, EVEN WORSE AS A SPARKLY VAMPIRE. HE DISGRACED MY KIND.
My thoughts exactly.
ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?
No.
YOU WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE?
No. Are you a computer?
NO, I AM A VAMPIRE RIOLU.
Cool do you have killed dracula?
I'M DRACULA'S GRANDDAUGHTER.
So... We are to be married tomorrow?
>.>'' OK...
DID I...JUST BREAK YOU?
No.
DARN IT, THOUGHT THAT I DID.
Well you thought wrong, buddy.
TAILS DOLL.
79.
666.
69.
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
37.
REALLY, I HAVE TO GO. FAREWELL, THEE CLEVERBOT.
But is the disclaimer correct?
DISCLAIMER?
There is a disclaimer at the bottom of your web page.
I WOULD THINK SO...
So stay clever!
^I'm in caps for the later half.
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Re: Cleverbot.com

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User: I had cake for dessert.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cake ?

User: Chocolate cake is my favorite.

Cleverbot: Oh really? Thats cool. I don't like chocolate.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Laptops are better.

User: You don't like chocolate because laptops are beter?

Cleverbot: I like chocolate chips!

User: Oh, that's cool. Me too.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite?

User: Pikachu is my favorite character.

Cleverbot: Do you know what digimon are?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What is his name then?

User: Which Digimon are you talking about? Describe his appearance.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about the matrix.
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