Continue the Story

[Pratzelwurm]

I've always found these types of games fun. The rules are simple; each user adds one word to a sentence. This continues until... well, until we feel like ending it.

Example:
User A: The
User B: dog
User C: ran
User B: away
...
and so forth.

Let's begin, shall we?

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THE STORY SO FAR

A milkman was godlike in Kramer Cosmo and tried flirting with a marshmallow, but he accidentally farted four times. Afterwards, Omochao decided milkmen were secretly to destroy government property. The KKK were secretly plotting against themselves!!! Triggered parakeets thought that hamburgers were made of

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A

[Lamby]

milkman

[Pratzelwurm]

was

[CitrusCat]

(I've seen this game before, but it's always fun to do it again! I also think it's nice that you'll be keeping track of the full story in the original post.)

godlike

[Pratzelwurm]

in

[Rajikaru]

Kramer

[retrolinkx]

Cosmo

[Pratzelwurm]

and

[CitrusCat]

tried

[Yukki 2.0]

flirting

[mintdrop]

with

[Yukki 2.0]

a

[CitrusCat]

marshmallow

[Yukki 2.0]

, but

[Pratzelwurm]

he

[CitrusCat]

accidentally

[Pratzelwurm]

farted

[Yukki 2.0]

four

[chaoadventures]

times.

[Lamby]

Afterwards,

[Yukki 2.0]

omochao

[chaoadventures]

decided

[Prince Ricard]

milkmen

[CitrusCat]

were

[Yukki 2.0]

secretly