This is brilliant!
No one expected this turnabout. Not even me.
This fills me with so much hope. You're not giving up, even in this awful situation!
Oh, but. I guess it's time for the despair huh?
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, but I'm not the culprit?
Are you calling my perfect logic flawed?
Well, let's break it apart shall we?
The person who created the topic is irrelevant. By your logic, Funky G should've made the thread in 2014 to cast suspicion off himself.
But that's why he was the true culprit in 2014, and why you're the most suspicious now!
Sorry, but I can't accept that kind of reasoning. It's baseless conjuncture.
But if you want ANOTHER flaw in your argument....
...HERE IT IS!
You're lacking a motive.
Why would I want to steal the calendar?
What would I have to gain by doing this?
I mean really, what would anyone gain from doing this...?
Hope vs. Despair, maybe?
You keep going on about it.
You probably steal it to make us feel despair, only to give us hope from these stupid trials you put on.
Haha, sorry. But I've only been Nagito this year.
I couldn't care less about hope and despair. It's just a theme.
M-maybe you steal it for the goods it would give you.
Maybe you steal it to protest?
Is this the best the ultimate detective can give? Those are awful reasons.
Ugh, you're probably doing it for attention.
Haha, how childish. You going to resort to name calling as well?
Why would I need the goods
it would have, they're worthless outside of Chao Island.
And to protest
? Protest what?
? Why would I need any of that?
Is this truly the best you can do?