Mann vs. Mod (Update 12.5: The End)
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I'd come in with a theatrical poster made in SFM, but I don't want to upstage you guys... or do I?
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Update 10
In a remote area, a small armory housed some of BLU's most dangerous weapons they had planned for use in the war against the REDs. However, things had changed recently, and these once top secret weapons were being brought out of hiding to aid in the war against the Mods. Triert had made sure that all bombs and other explosives had been sent to the front line to help destroy Mod transporters and was urging his troops to help RED in any way they could.
Most of the BLU Users had been eager to stop fighting one another, at least for a moment, and fight alongside RED for what had seemed like ages since there was actually peace between them.
Three targets stood side by side, their crude depiction of Users offensive to the eyes in some ways.
Triert steadily aimed his gun towards the target and silently held his breath. With a small click, a loud POP erupted from the barrel of the gun, launching the flare straight at the target.
The target burst into flames, breaking into tiny pieces from the force of the flare. The sound of wood hitting the floor echoed in the empty room.
"Nice shot!" a voice called out attracting Triert's attention.
He glanced over and saw who it was. "Oh, it's just you," Triert mumbled as he returned to his target practice.
"Just me? I thought you'd be glad to see me, Twiddle, your best Sniper in the 'Kawaii Shot' squad," Twiddle smiled.
Twiddle examined the targets and bit her lip. "You're practicing your shot? Why? I didn't think you'd want to fight on the front lines."
Slowly reloading his gun, Triert replied, "Nothing like that. Besides, why should I be glad to see you? All I ever hear from you nowadays is bad news."
Twiddle gave a low chuckle. "You got me there. We lost another location today. Nothing major, but it still hurt our troops pretty bad. On the bright side, our forces seem about ready to attack Coldfront."
With that Twiddle suddenly looked up. "Did our scouting party ever come back by the way?"
"Of course, and they exceeded my expectations. I expect Enzo here for the full report pretty soon," Triert prepared another shot, focusing on the next target.
"That's good. Do you think our attack on Coldfront will stand a chance?" Twiddle watched as Triert lowered his gun and aimed it towards the target.
Triert thought a moment, carefully picking his words. "It appears that they haven't fully replenished their troops just yet." He slowly squeezed the trigger. "If we attack now, we stand a good chance of taking it all back."
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The second target burst into flames, this time becoming engulfed in the flames and slowly turned to ash.
"I see, I see..." Twiddle mumbled. "When do you suppose we'll attack then?"
Triert popped the gun open and inserted another flare. "More than likely in the next few days. Whenever we get the most snow is when we'll attack. Their vision isn't as great in the snow, something about the cold effecting their wiring and whatnot."
Footsteps were heard running towards the room. Enzo came into view and stopped next to Twiddle. "We need to talk, Triert," he said, clenching his fist.
"I saw the nuke in Coldfront. Jesus Christ, what were you thinking building that?! You both agreed to no nuclear warfare!" Enzo shouted, anger pouring out of him.
"A nuke?" Twiddle curiously looked towards Triert, interested in his explanation.
As he was about to take another shot, he stopped in dead silence. It took a moment, but finally he whispered, "...so, they didn't dismantle it after all eh?"
"So you did make a nuke? God dammit, and now THEY have a nuke? This is really bad Triert, really really bad," Enzo exclaimed, unsure of what might happen next.
"Calm yourself." Triert took aim and fired another shot.
The shot was off a bit, but managed to nick the target, slowly lighting it up.
Soon, it was nothing but black ash on the floor.
"That Nuke, it's not exactly what you think it is," he quietly began, his gun still pointing towards the sky.
"Then, if I may ask, is it?" Twiddle cautiously inquired.
"You see, as the war began, it was clear we were going to need to set some ground rules. We made sure no WMDs would be created and that we'd leave the civilian population out of this. I'm sure you all know this, however. What you don't know, is that the event than began this war was an infamous day known as 'F-Day'." Triert sighed and continued on. "It was a day like any other, yet there was a huge amount of tension in the air. RED and BLU hadn't been created yet, and instead it was just two groups fighting over a certain issue. The story goes that two opposing members got into a fistfight about it. After than, more and more began fighting, and soon it was a shootout between all of them. Thus, RED and BLU were formed to destroy the other."
Triert stopped, as though pondering if he should tell the next part of the story. "That plain wasn't true though. You see, by that point in time, RED was already a growing movement. I, myself, hadn't created BLU yet, so we were still quite a unorganized mess. I don't recall much of what happened before it, but I recall when it happened like it was yesterday..." Triert again stopped.
"What happened?" Enzo asked, insisting for him to continue.
"I saw what appeared to be a plane coming towards our HQ. At the time I was out doing some work in the railroad, far away from the base. The plane was clearly RED, but I don't know if I was just in awe or simply stupid. I didn't shout for people to move, or do anything at all. I just watched as the plane flew over me and towards the HQ, dropping an object on it. There was a loud, ear piercing sound, and then an explosion. God that sound... to this date I'm nearly positive it was just the bomb detonating, but at the time it sounded like the word "yiff" being screamed by a thousand tiny girls."
"You don't mean..." Twiddle began, her eyes widening.
"Yes. That 'Nuke' you found is not a nuke. It is a 'Furry Bomb'. I swore vengeance upon RED from that day on to kill every single last one of those god damn pieces of trash. After the bombing, the Mods must have realized that if word spread that users were bombing each other, panic would break out. So they deleted the evidence, moved people and locations to the vault, and did everything they could to cover it up. However, they couldn't cover it all up. I remember approaching the HQ and seeing all the dead, mangled bodies spread across the floor. It was terrible..." Triert went silent and stared blankly ahead.
"Not to sound insensitive here, but a furry bomb doesn't exactly help the situation we're in you know!" Enzo was angry but scared that, with a weapon of such power and force, they could be in serious trouble.
"Amazing... I had heard the rumors but I didn't think they were true at all..." Twiddle gazed at the floor, trying to digest the information the best she could.
Enzo glanced over to Twiddle. "You knew about this?"
"Not directly, it was only an urban legend at the time. The fact that so many disappeared without any bodies to confirm their death sent suspicion along the community, but many got over it and moved on. Hell, it took me years to find someone who even knew what a Furry Bomb was in general. The fact that they exist and that one was used is just.. Astounding to be honest."
"Well what do we do about it then? We can't simply let RED walk in and see it, they'll know we built it and not them. Things like that take years of development, not weeks." Enzo glanced back to Triert who was still a bit out of it.
"We'll find a way to cover it up, trust me." He simply said after a while, finally moving back to reality.
"And if we don't?" Twiddle replied, eyeing Triert cautiously.
"We have people that can take care of it. They won't find out about it. You know me Twiddle, I always have a plan." Triert reloaded his gun slowly, his voice having a slight hint of evil deep inside of it.
"No matter what happens."
"No matter who sees anything."
"We have someone that will always clean up the mess."
"Even if it means killing everyone involved..."
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"Just me? I thought you'd be glad to see me, Twiddle, your best Sniper in the 'Kawaii Shot' squad," Twiddle smiled.
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"A nuke?" Twiddle curiously looked towards Triert, interested in his explanation.
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"Then, if I may ask, is it?" Twiddle cautiously inquired.
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Triert stopped, as though pondering if he should tell the next part of the story. "That plain wasn't true though. You see, by that point in time, RED was already a growing movement. I, myself, hadn't created BLU yet, so we were still quite a unorganized mess. I don't recall much of what happened before it, but I recall when it happened like it was yesterday..." Triert again stopped.
"What happened?" Enzo asked, insisting for him to continue.
"I saw what appeared to be a plane coming towards our HQ. At the time I was out doing some work in the railroad, far away from the base. The plane was clearly RED, but I don't know if I was just in awe or simply stupid. I didn't shout for people to move, or do anything at all. I just watched as the plane flew over me and towards the HQ, dropping an object on it. There was a loud, ear piercing sound, and then an explosion. God that sound... to this date I'm nearly positive it was just the bomb detonating, but at the time it sounded like the word "yiff" being screamed by a thousand tiny girls."
"You don't mean..." Twiddle began, her eyes widening.
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"Amazing... I had heard the rumors but I didn't think they were true at all..." Twiddle gazed at the floor, trying to digest the information the best she could.
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"Not directly, it was only an urban legend at the time. The fact that so many disappeared without any bodies to confirm their death sent suspicion along the community, but many got over it and moved on. Hell, it took me years to find someone who even knew what a Furry Bomb was in general. The fact that they exist and that one was used is just.. Astounding to be honest."
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Update released, update includes:
-CONSPIRACY?
-Who should be afraid of who?!
-I tried my best to make the story make sense!
-Kawaii Twiddle joins in!
-That's not a nuke?!
-MORE conspiracy?!
-Writing is hard!
-CONSPIRACY?
-Who should be afraid of who?!
-I tried my best to make the story make sense!
-Kawaii Twiddle joins in!
-That's not a nuke?!
-MORE conspiracy?!
-Writing is hard!
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Oh **** just got real
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Brother against brother yet again.
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I'm partly behind the covered-up furry bomb disaster aren't I?
AREN'T I?
Anyway, dang. I was about to suggest that the nuke be a furry bomb, but I guess you had that all planned out from the beginning. If, hypothetically, a furry bomb were detonated, would it involve magic wand cutouts of furs flying everywhere?
AREN'T I?
Anyway, dang. I was about to suggest that the nuke be a furry bomb, but I guess you had that all planned out from the beginning. If, hypothetically, a furry bomb were detonated, would it involve magic wand cutouts of furs flying everywhere?
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Of COURSE
The director's cut had Triert describing the amount of fur and other animal like things in the aftermath of the bomb B)
The director's cut had Triert describing the amount of fur and other animal like things in the aftermath of the bomb B)
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^ Recording my lines for that, I remember going into a crying mess, naked, and scratching at myself hard enough to bleed.
Man, what a day at the recording studio.
Man, what a day at the recording studio.
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Who is this and why did he take my place for one frame????Fox Boy wrote:Ezno
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You know full well you could never reach the full emotional surprise as Ezno could.
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Ezno, the dashing evil brother of Enzo, swoops in once again to steal his spotlight...
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Hey guys, question.
Do you have any suggestions for the next update?
Characters you wanna see, references to be made, plot ideas, etc.
Like, I'm really open to all of your guys ideas and I'm really happy that this update seemed to generate a lot of good reviews.
Do you have any suggestions for the next update?
Characters you wanna see, references to be made, plot ideas, etc.
Like, I'm really open to all of your guys ideas and I'm really happy that this update seemed to generate a lot of good reviews.
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we havent checked in on what REDs up to, so maybe we should see what Lana and the gang have planned.
(and more of my drunken swagger but ill take what i can get)
(and more of my drunken swagger but ill take what i can get)
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I demand reference to the UNOC. (jk of course, not sure what, get back to you later)
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SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
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Maybe we could have a little side thing going on with other users. Like, show what the side characters may be doing or somethin.
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Haha
Sorry
I was so lazy and playing Penumbra I forgot to update..................
Sorry
I was so lazy and playing Penumbra I forgot to update..................
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Twerkocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Twerkageddon never occurred, TRIERT isn't REAL
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Did I say every Saturday
I meant whenever I'm not lazy oops.
I meant whenever I'm not lazy oops.
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That's a lot of Twerk gifs I need to get then
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Aidan never updated again, the end.