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>praise the king of england

Post by Crash32 » Sat Feb 06, 2016 1:37 am

>be me
>playing TF2
>sydney valve server
>hear talking about drinking VB over mic
>eat tim-tam while waiting for friend to join
>joined by amerifat friend
>says he identifies as a grey fox
>hella weeb but he gives free me **** so
>pick RED team
>choose the only alpha class, engineer
>begin to rollout
>amerifat says a friend is joining
>"Senator Stusbu has joined the game"
>**** not another weeb
>he joins the same team
>also picks engineer
>probably not even alpha irl like myself
>has no good hats and no strange weapons
>has a ping of 350, probably lives in a village in nigeria
>he begins talking into his mic
>thickest british accent ever
>feel like i'm being shoved by the king of england himself
>makes the rest of the server sound like beta convicts
>everyone listens carefully to every word that comes from his lips
>the three of us are already mvp, BLU team is locked in spawn
>juan.bautisto tries to votekick our new british king
>bad choice
>gets kicked so hard and fast that he probably died
>all hail king stusbu

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Re: >praise the king of england

Post by Flame » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:25 pm

That's what happens to people that try to fight against us. Assimilate or be destroyed.

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Re: >praise the king of england

Post by Zinailong » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:44 am

I feel there is nothing hidden that it had anything like this again.